29 7 / 2014

28 7 / 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

28 7 / 2014

vvidget:

whiteboyfriend:

local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead

(Source: uzmama, via hawaiinhippie)

28 7 / 2014

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

(via hawaiinhippie)

28 7 / 2014

cinemasavage:

Young and Wild (Dir. Marialy Rivas, 2012)

You tempted a young boy, not only in age but also in faith. What a shame to look at you. What sadness, Daniela. What dishonor to you parents, who love the lord, to have a daughter like you, don’t you think?

(via eyeslikeoedipus)

28 7 / 2014

28 7 / 2014

(via thtoopid)

28 7 / 2014

"A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the less you know." - Diane Arbus

(Source: vintagegal, via yelyahwilliams)

28 7 / 2014

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

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(via thtoopid)

28 7 / 2014

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via tastefullyoffensive)